Does anyone else love malapropisms? No, that’s not an erection that won’t go away. That’s a priapism. Someone posted today, “it’s all smoking mirrors!” Well, look out Snow White. That mirror may be deadly. My favorite was when someone described his “self defecating sense of humor.” I’ve heard of people wetting themselves when they laugh, but …
- It seems that smoke detectors are single handily carrying the 9v battery industry.
- Sorry for your lost.
- The suspect was released on his own incontinence.
- Grandma has a self defecating sense of humor.
- “There’s a real stigmatism against some people who….”
- I was completely memorized.
- I didn’t want to exasperate the problem.
- This is just a hypodermical situation.
- The prisoner was reprimanded to the State.
- Everything seems to be going to hell in a hen basket nowadays.
- So, this is just a hypodermical situation.
- My sister is a flamingo dancer.
- He had to use a fire distinguisher.
- The monster is just a pigment of my imagination.
- He’s a wolf in cheap clothing.
- Michelangelo painted the Sixteenth Chapel.
- My sister has extra-century perception.
- It’s not rocket surgery.
- I only drink for municipal purposes.
